Oh No!

Debecen cuando en la vida
Tienes que sufrir
Y no es facile!

I lost the plot
I fucked it up
I slept in

I tripped up
I crashed my car
I dropped the ball

I pissed 'em off
I screwed it up
Everybody hates me

I got drunk
I stared at her tits
Woops!

It’s the absent-minded professor, forever stressed-out
Runnin’ around in a state of perpetual doubt with my head in the clouds
With one foot on the ground, and the other one wedged in my mouth
‘Cause I had an epiphany; I was thinkin’ I’d figured it out
But I should’ve thought about it a little bit more before I said it aloud
I’ll be like: “Yes my friends, I’ve thought of a definite trend
When it comes to gender differences between women and men
For women sex tends to be a means to an end
Whereas for men sex itself is the end!”
Something never to say out loud in front of your women friends
An improbable statement with a biological basis
But I should’ve thought before saying it, judging by their faces
But that’s the way it is; my thought patterns scatter logically
For me, “mind over matter” is a matter of policy
I crashed my vehicle fallin’ asleep at the wheel as I drove
A winding mountain road the day after my insurance lapsed
I shrugged it off with a nervous laugh
I stayed up all night writin’ rhymes, so I deserved to crash
Everything I touch turns to crap, but it’s ‘cause
My mind is preoccupied with writin’ the perfect rap

I lost the plot
I fucked it up
I slept in

I tripped up
I crashed my car
I dropped the ball

I pissed 'em off
I screwed it up
Everybody hates me

I got drunk
Que Borracho
Mi Amore

Drinking at the hostel San Cristobal
Still stirring with delight from the night before
We were at a circo groupo loco
Drinkin' in the corner with my imaginate
Una morena, ay mi morena
Comin' through the door like slow motion and
She looked like a gypsy girl with long black curl like
“Vamos a bailar!”
Then we break for cerveza
I lose my cabeza and end up
Kissing her friend on the mesa
Pendejo!
Senor cuervo
Made me forget about the girl I wanted to know
So I asked her for another dance
She says “no chance
Estaba besando mi amiga, que pedo guey”
Then she slapped my face and she walked away

Mi Amore!
Por Favor!
Te Amo!
Lo Siento!
Que Borracho!
Te Quiero!
Mamacita!
Ayudame!
Mi corazon!
Dame chance!
Una Jinete!
Te amo mamacita por favor!