Oh, Is She Dumb

[Verse 1]
There's a girl I know who came from college, yessir
And she’s supposed to have a lot of knowledge
Just seventeen
Oh, what a queen!
Sweet face and figure, you know what I mean
Just like a rose from the south
But when she opens her mouth

[Chorus]
Oh, is she dumb!
Oh boy, is she dumb!
She thinks she's as bright as can be

[Verse 2]
She's so dumb she don’t know where she's at
Thinks the English Derby is a hat
Gee, but she's dense
No common sense
Just ahead of solid ivory
She's so dumb she should be in a cage
Thinks Virginia hams are on the stage (My goodness!)

[Chorus]
Oh, is she dumb
Dumb as they come
She's even so dumb she likes me

[Verse 3]
What do you suppose she did last summer?
Tried to buy plumb pudding from a plumber!
Why, she said to me
That B.V.D
Was just a password in Freemasonry
I heard her say to a dame
That Iceberg's a Yiddisha name

[Chorus]
Oh, is she dumb!
Oh, is she dumb!
She thinks she's as smart as can be

[Verse 4]
She's so dumb I heard her ask the boys
If Long Island Sound could make a noise
Oh, what a peach!
Thinks that Rex Beach
Is just a summer place down by the sea
She can’t tell an airship from a tank
Thinks that Daylight Savings is a bank!
Folks say she’s bright
Maybe they're right
But she’s just a dumbbell to me

[Verse 5]
When she hears that April Showers song
She always takes a parasol along
(Can you beat it?)

[Chorus]
Oh, is she dumb!
Dumb as they come
She's even so dumb she loves me