Oh Cisco!

(Some humming)
Oh Cisco
This coop was nice
I didn't get a slice
Of Michelle's cake
I look out and I see a lake
Oh Cisco
This coop was nice
I ate a lot of rice
Was that unhealthy
Well we’re all getting wealthy
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Oh Dan
Oh you're the man
You drive a van
You taught us sd wan
Youre so cool
You came to our school
You only hired winners
You gave us $100 devnet dinners
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Oh Kelly
We have full bellies
Cause of the hire
I learned to connect a wire
You hired the sales interns
But that's Ruby's concern
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Oh Julia
Mamma Mia
Not sure if you watched the movie
Looks like you got stung by a bee
But I've seen you sail
Have you ever caught a whale
You put in too much kale
You eat lots of salad
Try putting in some cod
While you got a airpod on
Listen to a Taylor Swift song
Not Haim girls, nor Shawn Mendes
Their songs are a mess
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Oh Dani
You replaced Ali
Have fun at cisco
And singing at lake simcoe
You ate a lot of kupfert
You performed in concerts
We have the same boss
But you sing in operas
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Oh Ali
You got replaced by Dani
You said you're a nanny
You babysit
That's so cool
You're going back to school
You left us
We’re banned from the go bus
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Oh Kira
We both love quinoa
You applied to meraki
Hope you like curry
Triple axel with a strong knee
Wow we think that looks pretty
You live on dupont
There's a lot of drinks we want
You don't eat meat
You taught me google sheets
But they don't teach that in BME
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Oh Sheen
Youre like a tangerine
So sweet been to montreal
You get ye'd by ronn aggarwal
Can't be ignored
Like the black guy from the food court
Youre good at henna
Wow you're like a smart cinderella
All you do is SEO
Finn will teach you some android studio
Exterminating BME is my plan
Until you get us discounts from SHAN
I WANT A DISCOUNT
Oh Ruby
Did you get advice from Betty
To squeeze every penny
From Wealthsimple
You love shawn mendes
More than your leg press?
You got lulu tights
For those rough nights
That's what john likes
He's a cool dad
Not as cool as brad
So cool i'll need a slurpee
Hope I won't get herpes
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Oh Mikal
Routers are on sale
Deep in the lab
You always eat crab
I see you get fast food
Youre not a healthy dude
Please get a Fast Fresh Food sandwich
So you can fix my cisco switch
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Oh Macdonald
Had a farm
Got a ball in his arm
He's playing beer pong
His name is finn
Is that java he's usin?
He can squat on one leg
Vapes with one hand
Pots the cue ball
In blue overalls
You got long hair
LSD posters everywhere
One hour of sleep
PB&J is so cheap
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Oh Brandon
You're arms are a cannon
I can't imagine
All the stairs you've done
Free uber
I got to my house sooner
You look so toned
I love stonz
You bandwagon drake
That's a big mistake
Listen to taylor swift
It’ll be a birthday gift
It’ll bring the flava
To the whole schema
Very good martha
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Oh Stanley
Why are you so manly
Damn I'm unhealthy
My knees feel sweaty
From all the stories
I love the video
Sounds good on the stereo
Time to fix the portfolio
To add a hint of blue
Love mos mos cold brew
Don't want to go back to waterloo
Hmmmmm mmmm mmm mmmm mmmmm
Hmmmm mmmm mmm mmm mmmmmm
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Oh Cisco
They don't keep the cost low
It's better than costco
Cause it's not ghetto
These four months
Some great moments
Worth more than diamonds
I've cherished every second
Man it was a present
To use the telepresence
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Oh Cisco
This coop was nice
I didn't get a slice
Of Michelle's cake
I look out and I see a lake
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