Oh Boy

[Spoken Word]
Once upon a time there was a king
His name was Doctor Strong
Doctor Strong lived in a great leather garden
His queen was a Little Bird
They'd cha-cha-cha
Whenever disco tasted fresh
And monochrome

The king's special project was called Zombax (Oh boy)
And a pet species
He spent most of his time (Oh boy)
Communicating with his little animal friends (Oh boy)
Always nice and generous
(Oh boy)
(Oh boy)

Um
Sometimes metal guards liked to take Zombax to special parks
[?] a little pet can entertain
Make fun biscuits
And adjust their own images
Over and over
Over and over
(That was cool)

Each pet had their own eagle hairspray
Solitude soda, and fear necklace
(Oh boy)
(Oh boy)
(Oh boy)

Suddenly
On the fiftieth day of spring
Doctor Strong
Had an argument with Little Bird
The Zombax
The Zombax didn't performed as well
As did all days
Rabid Habits
Had brought Doctor to terminal boredom
"You just can't get rid of everything in here!"
Said Little Birdie

"Enough!"
Bugled the Doctor
Behind his dolphin sunglasses
And ran through the yellow staircase
To grand control room
Grand control room dominated teen beat ocean
Had a special global weapon
That spelled like [?] honey lobsters
Red alert
Accelerated catastrophe
Program loaded
*Gasp*
Victor came and blurred his glasses
While he frantically [?] and screams
Large greasy-colored stars
Exploded from Supermarket City
To Fury Island
And old Doctor Strong's lifetime project
In thick rainbow smoke
With a red cloud
In the rocket window