Offspring

[Intro]
I always wanted a son
You know, a boy that I could teach to hunt, fish
Play catch with, have a beer with

[Chorus]
But I guess it's in my genes
To not fit like a king
'Cause when we lost money
That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob
What a scheme
Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

[Verse 1]
First off, mom, I'm so sorry for pissin' you off
I was rightfully sent away and that shit was awful
But dad, if you don't wanna be here, don't
In fact, it's sad that I have the exact same last two names as you
I guess an arrow to your broad head won't take the point off the sharp edge
But every time you receive your next check
Every sense of your next cents made your two cents bills
What the fuck am I sayin'?
Your D-A-D was a C.P.A it's insane
'Cause you didn't need mental help, your need came from greed
God damn fuck, we needed a house
Not a piece of meat who eats, and eats, and eats

[Chorus]
But I guess it's in my genes
To not fit like a king
'Cause when we lost money
That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob
What a scheme
Now his own worst enemy is his offspring

[Verse 2]
Jabez Z
Not R Jabez, see?
I'm made up of lines
So don't cross me
Your dog ding was all you could think to torture me
Go clean that shit, you really stole that shit?
You gotta hit the road 'cause it's either that or that damn bitch
Maybe I'm embellishin' the story a bit
But basically my dad don't haul shit
He just calls in
Uh man, my migraine hurts so bad
I know I have a job and I'm supposed to do all that but
I don't know, I might show up tomorrow
And there goes dad, askin' for his pops hand

[Chorus]
But I guess it's in my genes
To not fit like a king
'Cause when we lost money
That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob
What a scheme
Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

[Verse 3]
But through all this I can still feel the screams
Tryin' to figure out life after wakin' up with a dream
Then you tell me I should join the army
Then you lock me in a home
It was helpful, but not at all me
'Cause you spent all that time lovin' life
And I wonder why I missed so much shit
Thats why it's foggy when I stop by
But don't fuckin' stress
Don't worry I'll stop, goodbye
You don't even want me around
I guess I'll take Jabez now
It's time to get off spring
And watch the sunset, watch me shine now bitch

[Chorus]
I guess it's in my genes
To not fit like a king
'Cause when we lost money
That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob
What a scheme
Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

[Outro: Jabez Z & Patrick Star]
Always Strong
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma