Off the Map

[Verse 1]
Life goes straight to hell
My phone goes straight to mail
And I go find myself off the map
Lose all track of time
Watch the world go by
It's always alright off the map

[Chorus]
Might be on a barstool sippin' something cold
Might be on a back porch off a back road
Might be in an airstream, might be on a Gulf Stream
Might be in a daydream, who the hell knows?

Laid up in a beach chair, laid up in my couch
Somewhere by my lonesome, somewhere in a crowd
If you can't find me, I ain't lost
Sometimes life's just better off the map

[Post-Chorus]
Off the map
Happy where I'm at
Right here off the map

[Verse 2]
Might take a week or two
And sail right off into
That big ole patch of blue off the map
Yeah, I might start over again
Make myself some new ol' friends
Somewhere I've never been

[Chorus]
Might be on a barstool sippin' something cold
Might be on a back porch off a back road
Might be in an airstream, might be on a Gulf Stream
Might be in a daydream, who the hell knows?

Laid up in a beach chair, laid up in my couch
Somewhere by my lonesome, somewhere in a crowd
If you can't find me, I ain't lost
Sometimes life's just better off the map

[Bridge]
Don't worry, I'm OK
If I go M.I.A. every now and then
It's been too long since I've been

[Chorus]
Somewhere on a barstool sippin' something cold
Somewhere on a back porch off a back road
In a new street, in the Gulf Stream
In a daydream, who the hell knows?

Laid up in a beach chair, laid up on the couch
Somewhere by my lonesome, somewhere in a crowd
If you can't find me, I ain't lost
Sometimes life's just better off the map

[Post-Chorus]
Off the map
Happy where I'm at
Right here off the map

[Outro]
Off the map
Off the map
I'm happy where I'm at
Right here off the map