Off My Nut

I'm twisted hysterical
And truthfully a, little insane
I'm just tutored in the music of Eminem
And Twisted Insane
Oomph boozing when I'm seeing my blood
Ooze out of my veins and I'm suicidal
Lacerating ain't enough
I'ma fucking few this whole thing

With the crookedest blade, painful, excruciating
But simultaneously exhilarating
And it entirely invigorates me
How I'm gripping on my amputated limb
And majorly laidback just carrying it
So now, name me Bob Ross know I'm painting

HTis whole place red, deranged
And began shaking, maybe went insane
Cause I then cut my cock off, separated
Then ran away and tailed a lady
Was chasing her at breakneck pace
And a handful of people gazing at us
With my penis barely hanging

I was like "I mean no harm"
Dropped my fucking tomahawk
"Look, I'm unarmed" like look at my left arm
I'm Aron Ralston
And you wonder what I have done
To this sawed off schlong?
Funny cuz I went off my nut then thought
It should be fully "off my nut", darling