Odorono (Incl. Radio London “Smooth Sailing” Jingle)

[Verse 1]
She sang the best she'd ever sang
She couldn't ever sing any better
But Mr. Davidson never rang
She knew he would forget her

[Chorus]
She'd seen him there
And put herself to ransom
He had stared
He really was quite handsome

[Verse 2]
She had really looked her best
She couldn't ever look any better
But she knew she'd failеd the test
She knеw he would forget her

[Chorus]
Triumphant was the way she felt
As she acknowledged the applause
Triumphant was the way she'd felt
When she saw him at the dressing room door

[Verse 3]
She was happier than she'd ever been
As he praised her for her grace
But his expression changed, she had seen
As he leant to kiss her face

[Bridge]
It ended there
He claimed a late appointment
She quickly turned
To hide her disappointment

[Verse 4]
She ripped her glittering gown
Couldn't face another show, no
Her deodorant had let her down
She should have used Odorono

[Outro]
It's smooth sailing with the highly successful sound
Of wonderful Radio London