Ode to Underwear

Underwear lies under where your clothes remain on top
Well, it keeps your privates private
And stops with you when you stop
I'd gladly wear a pair, even with a rip or tear
Yes
Yes, this is indeed an ode to underwear!

Boxers, briefs, and panties
Oh, I'm thankful for them all
Thankful for the little bands that keep 'em up and don't let them fall
Not really sure what I would do without a pair
Yes, this is indeed an ode to underwear

Now, there may come a dark, dark day
Where I go out, but my briefs stay
And if that ever happens, I hope I remember to say...

Oh, underwear lies under where your clothes remain on top
Well it keeps your privates private
And stops with you when you stop
And if you think this song sounds strange
I hope you're well aware
That this is indeed an ode to underweeeaaarr!!

(Speaking)
Gosh, I sure do love writing impromptu songs about underwear...