‎ode to my (shitty) apartment

This one's to the hallway sink
The hole in the wall
I’ll never get this smell out of my hair

Shout out to our rodent roommates
Squirrels and all
I'll always hear their patter in the walls

Here's to all the late-night drinking
Darts in the house
I’ll never get this taste out of my mouth

Oh, shitty apartment
You're not a home
Oh, baby, you're far from it
But I'm still sweet for you

Raise a glass to the countless keg stands
Beer in my nose
I'll never get these stains out of my clothes

This one's to all thе power outages
The trips to thе basement
I'll always have the bruises on my toes

Here's to all the unnamed faces
Sat on the couch
I’ll never use those contacts in my phone

Oh, shitty apartment
You’re not a home
Oh, baby, you're far from it
But I’m still sweet for you

The slant of the floor
The unlocked back door
No need for a key to get in
Just a six-pack and a smile

Drains that don't drain
Stubbed toes on everything
Flights of stairs could kill you
Oh, and we got a couple cockroaches, too

The floor's always crumby
No matter how many times we sweep
Can't count the number of times
Someone’s thrown up in our sink

Oh shitty apartment
Far, far from a home
But always, always, close to my heart