Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) by OMEN (Chut)
Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) by OMEN (Chut)

Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle)

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Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) by OMEN (Chut)

Release Date
Wed Oct 30 2019
Performed by
OMEN (Chut)
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“Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle)” is Jackson’s sad tale to all who will listen of his first car, which was stolen by some fool who actually thought it was worth money. Has he gotten over his loss? It’s anyone’s guess.

Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) Lyrics

[Intro: Graham]
This is a song about losing your virginity

[Verse 1: Jackson]
When I was seventeen
Somebody stole my car (Wait, were you actually seventeen?)
Yeah - No wait no, I was eighteen
No wait, actually I think I was, uh, nineteen

Anyway somebody stole my car
It was ’04 expedition
Eddie Bauer edition
Please look for my car on the road
If you find it, report it to the police

[Chorus: Jackson]
They’re looking for my car
It’s been like seven months so
They probably gave up on my car
But I don’t even need it anymore, no

Because I got me a new car, yeah
I don’t need the expedition anymar

[Verse 2: Graham]
Dear thief who stole his car
I really hope you like the twenty bucks you got
With the shitty bluetooth and the guitar in the back
It’s probably worth more anymore
Fuck it, this song’s gonna be about the guitar

[Verse 3: Jackson]
No
There was so much more in my car (Like what?)
I had the - bust of a George Bush in my car (Oh my God)
It was made out of copper (Oh)
Actually, I think it was Zinc (Oh, less interesting)
At least, that’s what I think (I don’t care)
It was made of

(What else was in there?
Shit, I don’t even remember, it’s been like seven months, I think I already said that, did I already say seven…
Yes, fuck it
Yea, alright
Um, I don’t, um)

[Verse 4: Jackson]
I think, uh
I think I left the keys in the car
But it was actually locked
So how do you think they got inside my car to steal my car?
How do you think?
I think they took a tow truck into the parking lot and then they towed your car
They towed my car from my parking spot
At my house, it was in my driveway of my house, can you believe that shit?
I’ve gotta give them credit, that’s actually really cool (Can you believe that shit?)

Well, they stole my car on February, like seventh I think
(Oh, that’s two day after my birthday)
Two days after this dickhole’s birthday
(I’m a dickhead, not a dickhole, get your shit straight)
Yeah, um, my laptop was in there
Oh my God! No!

[Verse 5: Graham]
Dear Mr. thief who stole his car
Please don’t look on his computar
Cuz there’s porn of him doing me (There’s a lot of porn of him and me)
The password’s “26”, please don’t look at our massive dicks
Why is my laptop’s password 26?
Because it’s funnier than twenty-five

[Chorus 2: Jackson & Graham]
Twenty-five, I don’t wanna be alive
Twenty-Six, twenty-six, please don’t look at our massive dicks
Twenty-Seven

[Verse 6: Graham & Jackson]
The files are in a folder called “please don’t steal his car”
I always knew that somebody would steal my car with a tow truck
Why didn’t you take the necessary precautions to keep people from stealing your car with a tow truck?
How do stop a person from stealing a car with a tow trucks?
You would buy all the tow trucks and you keep them from stealing your motherfuckin’ car
But what if somebody builds a tow truck? How do you fix that shit? How do you fix it?
Then you buy that one too, yeah
Well
See, but then you have to worry about the, the thiefs stealing the tow trucks that you own and then stealing more tow trucks with them to create an army of tow trucks that can steal ’04 Expedition Eddie Bauer editions. This just seems like a bad scenario all in all. Although it is entirely your fault, so…
How is it my fault?
Because you didn’t buy all the tow trucks, you fuckin…
I don’t have that much money, I would have to go into the tow truck, like, business because I don’t have any tow trucks
Yeah, it’s probably not that hard, I mean, have you seen people drivin’ tow trucks? Sorry, people drivin’ tow tucks
Well, I can’t go to the tow truck school to… do tow truck shit because I don’t have a car anymore
Yeah you do, you said you bought a new car
Well, I bought a car but the transmission sucks, it won’t go in reverse
And it rumbles a lot, and it won’t go in reverse, that’s a big deal
Damn, that sucks
Yeah, I know
But it’s still your fault for not letting your car get.. not stolen
How is it my fault?
Alright, that’s the end of this song, I hope you guys enjoyed. Thanks…
No, how is it my fault? It’s not my fault
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[Outro: Graham]
Hoooooooo

Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) Q&A

Who wrote Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle)'s ?

Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) was written by OMEN (Chut).

When did OMEN (Chut) release Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle)?

OMEN (Chut) released Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) on Wed Oct 30 2019.

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