Odd Flex

[Intro]
This really the song title?
That is an odd flex but okay
Send! Fuckin got em
London Yellow, what the fuck?
This is a certified bop

[Verse]
That's an odd flex, but okay
I get ugly bitches on my pee pee every day
My homies call me "nigga", and the rest of you are slaves
What else can I say? Pull up to your concert as a fan, now I’m gay (Yummy!)
You know I keep it no hetero
My pee pee harder than Pinocchio
Don't fuck with toes, unless it's a hentai hoe
Fuck a bitch, extra chromosome, but her ass thick
I’m just tryna do the math, but both of us retarded
And that's an odd flex, but okay
Wake up with crippling depression every day
My girlfriend left me cuz, I don't got no dick game
And I was beat up my whole life, but that's only cuz I'm lame (Yeah bitch!)
I don't got no money and I'm homeless (This)
If I'm at the party then I typically sit
I’m the type of nigga to cock block you for a kiss
Stay friend-zoned and be cool with it (Yummy!)
All my friends deserted me, it hurted me (Ow)
Now I don’t got shit, but a couple niggas hurted me (Yummy)
And I'm not invited to the functions I’m a burden
Three whores gave me fake numbers, now my pride is hurting

[Outro]
(That's an odd) That's an odd flex but okay
That's an odd flex but okay
That’s an odd flex but you're gay
That's an odd flex but okay