Obesity, Pt. 1

[Intro]
Devin, do you have a cigarette?

[Chorus: Lil Candyfloss & Lil Liquorice]
I was suckin' on some dick, with a blick
Then I see JuddyBoy with a brick
Cowthespud, you a bitch (Yah)
How you caught with five loads of chips? (Ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Verse 1: Lil Liquorice & Lil Candyfloss]
JuddyBoy, he has an erection
For Cowthespud, havin' affection
You know they always be sextin' (Sextin'?)
JuddyBoy, I'll never be respectin', yuh (Respectin'?)
My flow, it is impeccable (Peccable)
Ryan Sheldon thinks Judd is really fuckable (What?)
Judd's gyno is really suckable (Huh?)
I'm playing with Josh's balls like they're basketballs

[Verse 2: Lil Candyfloss]
Yo Judd, you're obese
Ryan Sheldon's head is full of grease
Cowthespud fucked his niece
Wait, please get on your knees

[Chorus: Lil Candyfloss]
I was suckin' on some dick, with a blick
Then I see JuddyBoy with a brick
Cowthespud, you a bitch
How you caught with five loads of chips?

[Verse 3: Lil Liquorice]
Cowthespud, I'm gonna pull the trigger
Judd is a motherfucking (Nigga)
[?], I'm gonna frick her
I'm getting drunk from all this fucking liquor
Ryan Sheldon, he a greaseball
He a pedophile, grooming kids at the mall
All he does is talk about [?]
Judd suckin' on his dick, and it breaks his jaw

[Outro: Lil Candyfloss]
Yuh, shout out to my boy Rhys, yuh
Lil Candyfloss on the beat, baby
Lil Liquorice, yuh