Oats

[Verse 1]
Now I’ll admit, I haven’t always been truthful to you
I haven’t always told you the truth about what I do
I may have held back a secret identity
But that is nothing compared to what you did to me

[Chorus]
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
You goddamn fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my oats
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats

[Verse 2]
I was saving those oats for a special stew
For special occasion, and I thought you knew
I also may have once thought, that you were my friend
But after what you’ve done to me, I don’t think I’ll trust again

[Chorus]
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
You goddamn fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my oats
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats

[Bridge]
I love oats
Oats gets my votes
I love oats
Oats floats my boats

[Chorus]
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
You goddamn bitch, don’t eat my oats
You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my fucking oats
You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats