O Fortuna Misheard

[Intro]
Gopher tuna!
Bring more tuna!
Statue of a big dog, with fleeeeeaaasss!!

[Verse]
Some men like cheese, hot-tempered cheese
Green chalks can taste like hippies
You caught two rocks? Pet two cool rats
You don't get cheese or chicken
Play chess all day, hold his sock tip
She sold me good, hot chicken!
Saucy hot peas
Get me cod, please
Rock talks to a boy who believes
Suck juice from the moose
Fun, handsome goose
Cement pizza? Nooby please!
Open bra top, get him locked up
Leaky aquariataries
Look there, Froot Loops
Don't sue YouTube, they wrote the dictionary!

[Chorus]
Salsa cookies, windmill cookies!
They gave him gonorrhoea
This octopus, let's give him boots
Send him to North Korea
Ow, papercut
Sandpaper, ahh
Potato soup and chicken
Go taste the dip, it's made with Cool Whip
Make room for a...

[Outro]
Piece of lovely cake