NWO Arn Anderson Retirement promo

Nash as Arn Anderson
Syxx as Ric Flair
Buff Bagwell as Curt Henning
Konnan as Steve McMichael

"Mean" Gene: We are bring to a close a fantastic Labour Day weekend here on Monday Nitro, live from Pensacola. Last week, perhaps one of the most touching things I have ever heard, and seen from a man I have so much repect for. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, the 4 Horsemen!

*Syxx and Konnan appear dressed as Flair and McMicheal*

Syxx: WOOOO!

Mean Gene: Wait a minute...wait a minute...what is this?!

Syxx: MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN GENE! WOOOO!

Gene: Wait a minute, I take exception to this. I know exactly who you are! And if you think for a minute I'm gonna sit out here and condone anything you're doing, we are paying tribute tonight to one of the all time greats, Arn Anderson. I'm not going to let you desecrate his good name and fantastic reputation! You got anything to say, talk to yourself pal!

Syxx: You know, whatever Gene. Beat it. WOOO! Curt Henning, come out here right now. We need to settle something right now. WOOOO!

*Syxx and Konnan walk to the ring. Bagwell (as Curt Henning) comes out throwing around his towel*

Syxx: Come out here Henning! WOOO! You know, I'm out here screaming at the top of my lungs and I don't even know why! WOOO!

*Bagwell enters the ring*

Syxx: Curt! I don't mean to put you on the spot here brother! WOOO! But everybody's dying to know. It's been 2 months and we gotta know. Are you in, or are you out?! WOOO!

Bagwell: Well I'll tell you Ric, you have put me on the sport here!

Syxx: WOOOO!

Bagwell: You know, I got a dog named Spot...

Syxx: WOOO!

Bagwell: Just to sum it up, you put me on the spot!

Syxx: WOOO!

Bagwell: But as bad as I hate to say it....*throws towel behind his back and catches it*

Syxx: WOOOOOO!

Bagwell: I can't give you, or these people an answer tonight! WOOO!

*Syxx bounces off the ropes and does the Flair strut*

Syxx: YOU KNOW SOMETHING CURT HENNING?! Ha-ha-haaaa! I KNEW you were going to give us that answer, so I took it upon myself to give all these people a big surprise. Right now, well I'd like to introduce to you my best friend, the Enforcer of the 4 Horsemen, Arn Anderson! WOOOO!

*Anderson's music hits and out comes Kevin Nash dressed as Anderson. Carrying a beer cooler and holding the 4 fingers of the Horsemen*

Syxx: Ha-ha-ha! WOOO! Come on double A! I know you're having a hard time getting down here. Come on! My best friend! EVERYBODY MAKE A LITTLE NOISE FOR THE ENFORCER! COME ON!

*Nash enters the ring*

Syxx: Double A! You're looking great! I know you were taking care of more important business for a second...

Nash: I was taking care of Horsemen business. Before I go any further, let me let all the Horsemen know one thing, guys, THE BEER'S ON ICE!

Syxx: Alright Daddy! WOOOO! *bounces off the ropes and struts*

Nash: You know something, it's pretty ironic, that on Labour Day, WCW would decide to honour me 'cause anyone that's followed my career knows one thing. Y'all was wondering when I would go into Labour!

*Syxx and Nash hold their four fingers up*

Nash: You know, I sat back there today and I watched that highlight tape of my career. I said to myself, y'know I'm a guy of average size, average speed, average quickness, average look, average intelligence, average...carpentry skills. But you know what?! I parléd that into a wrestling career, that if I may say so myself, was quite excellent! But you know something, 4 months ago I had a neck injury. Subsequently I lost the feeling in my hand, my left hand. The significance of that? That's the hand I open beer with.

*Syxx pretends to cry*

Nash: But you know something?! I willed myself back from that injury! I got in the gym...I didn't do anything, I walked around, BUT I GOT TO THE GYM! And you know, I started to come back. But about a week ago, I went to the neighborhood bar. I bellied up against the bar, like only I can, and a fat broad, that's right A FAT BROAD! Came up and smacked me in the back and sent a chill down me. Same fat broad that's been following the Horsemen for twenty years! But as I looked at that long neck, laying on that cheap, industrial grade carpetry, I said to myself, "how ironic". Now it wasn't so much the fact that I was out $3.75, what it was to me was sand ticking down down, through the hour glass, and everybody knows, so are the days of our lives...

*Syxx cries some more*

Nash: You know one thing you can say when Arn Anderson was coming to town, besides the fact I left a lot of unpaid bar tabs...was that Arn Anderson was coming to town. And you knew if I was on the card, I was going to give you 100%, no matter how drunk, how hungover I was! I was going to give you all a hand. And back in those days, before the nWo, you people that bought those tickets, got one hell of a show! But you know what? As I come out here tonight, I ask you people, don't remember how I used to be, remember me how I look...right now!

*Syxx cries more, Nash throws up the four fingers again*

Nash: So Curt, that puts me and you, now I got a challenge for ya. Wait a second, I don't wanna fight you, I ain't won one in twenty years! What I got for you is a challenge, because as much as I want to be a Horseman, I know if I come out here right now, I'd not only put him in danger *points at Konnan* but I'll put my best friend in danger and I can't do that! So what I'm doing tonight, is I gotta challenge you, and I ain't got much to offer ya because the beer's spoken for! But what I do got, is I got a spot. A spot with the 4 Horsemen. Not just a spot, not a liver spot, not a spot like your dog Sport, no not just any spot BUT MY SPOT! So I need to know right now, do you accept my spot? Not their spot, liver spot, dog Spot, anybody's spot but MY SPOT! To become a 4 Horsemen. No my buddy's, liver sport, dog spot...

Bagwell: As much as I wanna say I'm a Double A fan. As much as I wanna say I'd like to be a 4 Horsemen. It's hard to say 'cause I don't like you, and I don't like the 4 Horsemen! But I'll tell you what, it would be an honour!

*Nash and Bagwell shake hands and hold the four fingers up. Then all 4 men in the ring take off their shirts and reveal the nWo shirt underneath with 4 Jackasses on them*