Nutcracker

[Chorus]
All my life I knew something was up
It turns out once a year my mom is Santa's little slut
I heard a ho downstairs
I went to see just what
I caught a Christmas affair
And I saw Santa crack a nut
I'm boutta blow my brains out
I'll never be the same
And all these years I thought how
Christmases were great
Now I just have nightmares like every single day
Because I left my bed before Santa went away

[Post-Chorus]
Will the presents make up for this nightmare on Christmas?
And will I wake up from this nightmare on Christmas?
It's time to wake up for thе gifts that you've gifted
I know I'll hate thеm, so just don't get it twisted

[Verse 1]
I'm going back to my bed
'Til the sleigh is in the air
There's no way now
That I'll ever forget
All the terrors
Isn't it my fault somehow?
No present's enough to fix your son
No present's enough but take back none

[Bridge]
Will the presents make up for this nightmare on Christmas?
And will I wake up from this nightmare on Christmas?
It's time to wake up for the gifts that you've gifted
I know I'll hate them, so just don't get it twisted

[Verse 1]
I'm going back to my bed
'Til the sleigh is in the air
There's no way now
That I'll ever forget
All the terrors
Isn't it my fault somehow?
No present's enough to fix your son
No present's enough but take back none

[Chorus]
All my life I knew something was up
It turns out once a year my mom is Santa's little slut