[Intro]
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
[Chorus]
Nurds
Nurds
[Verse 1]
When I was a young girl
I went to Catholic school
Hung around all the nuns
That was so uncool
All the other girls were wearing
Makeup in fourth grade
But I was not allowed
I wore anklets and prayed
[Chorus]
Nurds
Nurds
[Verse 2]
Paula Duvle dyed her hair
And started going out with boys
I was into homework
And trying to get toys
It was around that time
I discovered what I was
For instance I said policeman
But Paula called them fuzz
[Chorus]
Nurds
Nurds
[Post-Chorus]
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
[Verse 3]
Then I went to high school
It really hit me hard
I started finding out that
They were calling me retard
In the gymnasium
I was not a hit
There was something really interesting
About the way my gym suit fit
[Chorus]
Nurds
Nurds
[Breakdown]
Hey Adrian
Sixty-nine
Snake
Hey um hey come here come here Adrian
Hey hey guess what?
Snake
Sixty-nine
[Chorus]
Nurds
Nurds
[Outro]
I'm so glad I am one
Nurds was written by Suzzy Roche.
Nurds was produced by Roy Halee.