Number 5 Sings a Song

Treat me like a kid I dare
You will not fare well I swear
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Time travel was a concept
Till the day I actually did it
I jumped too far, instant regret
Why's the world apocalyptic?

Couldn't travel back to my family
Lived off bugs into my fifties
Till the handler came and recruited me
Time travel assassin, five Hargreaves

Treat me like a kid i dare
You will not fare well I swеar
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm hеre and there

Treat me like a kid i dare
You will not fare well I swear
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Treat me like a kid I dare
I'm 58 I had grey hair
See me then i disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

If my calculations are correct
I'll go back in time with eight days left
I could rally the family try and stop it
But this family's a little chaotic

Superheroes? More like super weirdos
Only 1, 2, and 3 have abilities
Fours high all the time, and six died
And 7 i'm sorry, but you're just ordinary

Treat me like a kid i dare
You will not fare well I swear
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Treat me like a kid i dare
You will not fare well I swear
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Treat me like a kid I dare
I'm 58 I had grey hair
See me then i disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Hazel, Cha Cha, wanna play
Almost a real match for me
Shottys and MP40s
Cannot beat me, with a blade

Hazel, Cha Cha, wanna play
Almost a real match for me
Shottys and MP40s
Cannot beat me, with a blade

Treat me like a kid i dare
You will not fare well I swear
See me then I disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Treat me like a kid I dare
I'm 58 I had grey hair
See me then i disappear
Portal boy I'm here and there

Treat me like a kid i dare
Don't you dare treat me like a kid
I'm an old man in my stupid prepubescent body
So don't you dare treat me like a kid