Now That We’re Men

[Intro: Spongebob and Patrick]
Now that we're men we can do anything
Now that we're men we are invincible
Now that we're men we'll go to Shell City
ShyGuy made it ShyGuy made it
To get the crown and save the town and Mr. Krabs

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
Now that we’re men and we’re 18
We can pipe any MILF that we see
Ain’t there ain’t no need to buy Plan B
'Cause she got a hysterectomy
Now I’m 18, I’m an adult
MILF suck my dick you can’t call it assault
She lookin thick, slurp her up like a malt
Consensual sex ain’t nobody at fault

[Verse: Chef Slushy]
I feel like a deli I givе her salami
She call me daddy but shе is the mommy
Foldin' her up just like some origami
I’m busting so hard there ain’t no way to calm me
Pussy smell fishy, just like shell city
Feel like MJ way I’m hitting these middies
She getting with me, feel kinda windy
Blowing me like a bag of air from Mindy
I am the king, I got the crown
Give her a ticket to pound town
Feel like a plumber I’m laying pipe down
Plucking these widows like a lost n found
She give top like a dreidel
Don’t think that MILFs are the best? Well I guess that’s debatable
Old as my mom, that head generational
She gave me top, and it was sensational
My life is a movie I’m hitting climaxes
Pipe an accountant so she’ll do my taxes
I got a shawty and she got a trust fund
Cocktail party can you bring as a plus one?
I got the M. I. L. F. S
Hot moms are the best
Make husbands depressed
I’m 18 now I'll say it with my chest
She’s dried up, she just like a desert
She got the cake and I eat it for dessert
New sugar mama and I'm a big spender
Her head on my dick like a PEZ Dispenser
She a hot spot man I feel like a tourist
18 in April just call me the Taurus
All of these MILFs, my life is so glorious
It’s my birthday today so I’ll bring in the chorus!

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
Now that we’re men and we’re 18
We can pipe any MILF that we see
Ain’t there ain’t no need to buy Plan B
'Cause she got a hysterectomy
Now I’m 18, I’m an adult
MILF suck my dick you can’t call it assault
She lookin thick slurp her up like a malt
Consensual sex ain’t nobody at fault
Now that we’re men and we’re 18
We can pipe any MILF that we see
Ain’t there ain’t no need to buy Plan B
'Cause she got a hysterectomy
Now I’m 18, I’m an adult
MILF suck my dick you can’t call it assault
She lookin thick slurp her up like a malt
Consensual sex ain’t nobody at fault