NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A WITH LYRICS

[Spamton, *Mini Spamtons*]

[Intro]
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST
THE THING
YOU NEED
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]]
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

[NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A]
OH HEY, YOU, OPEN UP THE [[Door]]
JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT'S IN STORE
I'LL INJECT THESE [[Deals]] INTO YOUR [Funky] LITTLE [Brain]
JUST LIKE MY LIFE DOWN THE [Drain]

SIT RIGHT THERE MY [[Tiny Freaky Worm]]
Just Listen to me and My Tiny [[Freakish Words]]
LISTEN TO MY PLEADS
AND LISTEN TO MY [[cries]]
IF YOU DON'T [TRUST fund] ME
I'LL SHOW YOU [WHY]

OH COME ON THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED
A [[New Bike]]?, [[NEW SHOES]]???, A [dead] [CRT TV]?!!?
[[I'LL DIAL UP YOUR NUMBER AND I LET THE PHONE RING]]
PLEASE DON'T ANSWER IT, I DON'T WANT ANY [Silly Strings]

WATCH ME FLY [[MAMA]]
INTO THE [[SAPHIRE SUN]]
THIS [#!?€] IS [piping hot]
AS HOT AS [hot cross buns]

[[Prices Dropping]] DAY BY DAY
I'LL MAKE YOU SEE [MY WAY]
I MAY BE THE ONE YOU [[TROLLED]]
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT [[So Cold...]]

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Be a big, be a big, Now's your shot
Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
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Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
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Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
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(Now's your chance to, now's your chance to)
*LISTEN TO US [PLEAD]*
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