I went down to mexico
And i paid many pesos
To some amigos
They held me down
In guanajuato
And they cut off my arms
They had to go
But it's not, it's not enough
So i paid more pesos
And sure enough
They cut my legs off
One at a time
Now i'm happy
All of the time
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
And i just love it
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
I'm so helpless, don't you want to fuck it?
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
I asked the hombres where to go
To give my penis the ol' van gogh
They said they'd tell me for a blow
So i did it fast and i did it slow
They packed me up in the avocado box
And shipped me down to the argentina docks
That's where the surgeon made the chop
Now i'm a nugget without a cock
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
And i just love it
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
I'm so helpless, don't you want to fuck it?
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
I'm so happy
Look into my eyes
They pulled my teeth out
One at a time
I can suck you off
Just like a machine
I'm your nugget
I'm your blowjob dream
I had a colostomy
I don't remember why
You can fuck the hole there
I don't mind
Get me drunk and get me high
I'm guaranteed to satisfy
I'm completely waxed
Not a single hair
Smooth as a baby
I'm your teddy bear
I'm just a ball
Just a piece of meat
I don't got hands
I don't got feet
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
And i just love it
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
I'm so helpless, don't you want to fuck it?
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Don't you want to fuck a nugget?
You shouldn't knock it until you done it
Beat me up and kick me all around
I'm the hottest nugget in this fucking town
Abuse me hard
I can't fight back
I'll take the rape
Then i'll lick your sac
I'm just a nugget
I know my place
Please take turns
Pissing on my face
I'll be your slave
I need your heat
Treat me like shit
Make my heart beat
Put your finger down my throat
And make me gag
Use your force
Be my scumbag
Kick me down a flight of stairs
I'll lay there bleeding
Hoping no one cares
Leave me outside in the cold
Terrorize me, it's worth more than gold
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
And i just love it
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
I'm so helpless, don't you want to fuck it?
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Feed me poison
Make me sick
I'll puke my guts
Then i'll suck your dick
Use me for porn
Black me up the ass
Make your money
Then throw me in the trash
Put plastic bags
Over my head
I'll thrash around
Until i drop dead
I'm your worthless little lump
Torture me with the stomach pump
Let me be your constant embarrassment
Use me in illegal experiments
When i'm done sucking all the cocks
Put me back in the avocado box
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
And i just love it
Now i'm just, i'm just a nugget
I'm so helpless, don't you want to fuck it?
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Please help me, i'm just a nugget
I'll roll around and i love to suck it
Now i'm just, just a nugget
Don't you want, don't you want to fuck it?
Now i'm just, just a nugget
If you want, you know i'll suck it
Now i'm just, just a nugget
Don't you want, don't you want to fuck it?
Now i'm just, just a nugget
If you want, you know i'll suck it
Now I’m A Nugget was written by Betamax Sluts.
Now I’m A Nugget was produced by Randy Prozac.