Nothingbender (Sokka Rap)

Intro
Alright, listen up kids
Lemme tell you about-
Lemme tell you about the greatest Nothingbender who ever lived

Chorus
Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass

I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short

Verse 1
What's up, Sokkalites, welcome to the main event
Probably already know me 'cuz I got the skills to pay the rent
I'm something of a Prince, kneel, turkey, I locate a scent
Missing seal jerky? I know where the guy who ate it went

(Uh) Never on the bench, I'm utility and innovation
Call me silly while I dress to kill and I invade your nation
I'm boomeranging back around on any clown to do his face in
View me as a fugitive, it's you I'm chasing

So, family, family, family, family, keep it in place
Even when your girl leaves because she needed some space
No time for grieving, I gotta keep my team on a pace
Pay no attention when the tears appear to stream on my face

I got a lot of problems and I gotta solve 'em if I can
Sozin's Comet is upon us, looking ominous and grand
All the worry doesn't leave a lot of time on the hands
But I'm falling for this warrior
I'm kind of a fan

Chorus
Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass

I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short

Verse 2
Well, it's the danger with the swell romance
Makes me get fancy, you can already tell in advance
Dirigibles wanna tango, I'm the Belle of the dance
Suki's on my wing, so I've got a helluva chance

Bending ain't a friend to me, got different gifts
Strategizing on the enemy, upending them swift
All while I'm keeping hopes high, you know I'm quick with the wits
Yeah I can be the joke guy, I'm always giving 'em fits

(Well) Find any bender who's sending 'em better or
Keeping 'em fedder than Sokka does
Keeping 'em all from falling solemn
Stay on the ball like soccer does

Never forgetting I'm eating well
Sending the meat through my esophagus
I'm scheming and beating the enemy
And preventing the apocalups

Apocalups? I meant apocalypse
A cataclysm swallowing all of us like Appa's lips
Looking awful lit, but we'll stop it 'fore the comet hit
Fire nation wanna battle?
Water Tribe? Dominant

Chorus
Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass

I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short

(One more time) Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
(Who could it be?) Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass

(Don't say I didn't warn ya) I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
(Man, who?) Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short

Outro
Yeah, respect the man
With a plan
And a grand design
To hold the line
Be just fine
Water Tribe