A mini-skit exclusive to vinyl copies of Tenacious D’s 2012 EP Jazz. “Nothing On Side B” chastises the listener for trying to play Side B of the record, even though there’s clearly nothing there (except the skit, of course).
[Skit]
JACK: Uh, what are you doing?
KYLE: What do you think you're doing?
JACK: We told you not to listen to this side. There's nothing on this side.
KYLE: Don't listen to side B!
JACK: Look, you're wasting your time, you're wasting our time. You got a little greedy, didn't ya? You listened to the jazz, you said "I wonder what's on side B? I know it says 'don't listen to it, there's nothing on there', I'm gonna listen to it anyway". That's you. How dare you? How dare you look and see what's on this side? No respect for the written word.
KYLE: Mm-mm, mm-mm. None.
JACK: Well, sorry to say, but now you're gonna be punished. Bap! Okay? That's for your eardrums. That's for your eardrums.
KYLE: Feel good? You like that? *whispers* You like that?
JACK: Flip the vinyl over, listen to side A. Explore the jazz!
KYLE: Enjoy.
Tenacious D released Nothing on Side B on Fri Nov 23 2012.