Nothing Kills a Party Like a Song

[Verse 1]
Cathy's at the party and she's laughing
Like I don't even know her
Like I haven't even shown her all those things
I did as a teenager
Freddie takes the temperature, it's hot
Everybody wants him, oh, I thought
He'd be gone by summer, he's still around
Don't know why he likes this town

[Chorus]
Don't know why he likes his girl
Don't know why he's here at all
Told him Friday night he's my world
Waiting tables, wait his call

[Verse 2]
I've been taking too much shit MD
Remember when we danced to MTV
Spent our Saturdays inside
Me and Meghan liked that life
I've been drinking too much, it freaks me out
But if I quit my drinking, l'd never leave this house
Spend my Saturdays inside
Me and Myrid liked that life

[Chorus]
Don't know why he likes his girl
Don't know why he's here at all
Told him Friday night he's my world
Waiting tables, wait his call

[Bridge]
Nothing kills a party like a song
By someone who's been waiting all night long
To do their little party trick
Oh, fuck - I'm that dick

[Chorus]
Don't know why he likes his girl
Don't know why he's here at all
Told him Friday night he's my world
Waiting tables, wait his call