Notes App Apology is a song that makes fun of how the Internet treats taking responsibility for your actions. A “notes app apology” refers to an apology that was written in the iPhone Notes application, screenshotted, and posted to a social media website. The song is specifically meant to call out a...
[Intro]
Start it over
[Verse 1]
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I know it’s taken me a long time to respond
But here's my story
From my perspective
I'm exempt from consequences
I thought I’d get away with it, but didn't
So here's my apology
[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
Here's a Notes app apology
[Verse 2]
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I swear to god this is not my fault
It's a big misunderstanding
No one's ever told me I’m abusive and controlling
You sound crazy no one will believe you
But hеre’s my non-apology
[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
You have problems with honеsty
[Verse 3]
It’s come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me
I know it's only been a week since you outed me
But I've been changing
I found God now
Everyone thinks that it's a cop out
Cleansed me of all my misdeeds
Redeemed and saved me
[Bridge]
I found Jesus, absolved me of my demons
I’ll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
Say it half-heartedly
I'm so sorry
Throw me a pity party
I'm so sorry
From leper's colony
I'm so sorry
Here's a Notes app apology
Notes App Apology was written by Heart Attack Man.
Heart Attack Man released Notes App Apology on Wed Sep 30 2020.