(Not So) Silent Night (From The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show)

[Skit: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen]
Hey, Fred. What are you doing in here?
Hey, Kacey, I’m just (Hey) catching up on some reading. It’s so peaceful
Yeah, it really is. What are you reading?
It’s a book of Christmas carols
Cool. You got any faves?
I kinda do. This one
Oh, Silent Night
Yeah, it’s my favorite. I think it might be one of the most beautiful songs ever written
You know, we should just sing it together right now
Kacey, I can’t think of anything more wonderful

[Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so—

[Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves]
Sir. Sir, sir. Sir. Mister, what are you doing?
Well, I’m just putting this painting up
Well, do you have to do it right now?
Well, I mean, it’s, it’s meant for this, uh, song thing you’re doing
Okay, well, I appreciate that, but don’t you think you should’ve done it before we started singing?
Well, yeah, I’m sorry. I was on another job. It ran over. (Okay, but)
Okay? So I’ve got to do it now. Alright?
Well, sir. Sir, sir. Stop! Stop it, please. We are in the middle of singing
It’s alright. I’m nearly done
So, sorry
It’s okay
I’m really sorry
It’s alright
One moment
He’s putting up the painting. Yeah
There, we, go!
Great. Awesome
Great. (Done!)
(Thank you) Please leave. Off, off you go
No problem. I’ve got plenty more to be getting through on my list anyway. Bye bye
Thank you
So, sorry
See you later, Kacey. Big fan of your work
Thanks
Do you know that guy?
Never seen him
Well, where were we, um
Um, Silent Night
Yes
Gorgeous song. Love it
Beautiful song
‘Kay
Here we go

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so te—

[Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves]
Hey! Hey! What the heck? What? Hey! Stop! Stop! What the hell are you doing?
Yeah, I’m sorry, it’s just that fixing this light is next on my list
I asked you to leave, okay? Are you kidding me? Can you choose another room to do this work in? (Yeah)
Yeah, no, fair point. Sorry ‘bout that. I’ll see what I can do. You carry on
Ye-ye-yes (Don’t mind me)
Kacey
Incredible
What? Can we just do it one more time, please?
Let’s do it one more time. (Okay) The most beautiful song ever written

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both]
Silent night, holy night—

[Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves]
Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
I’m sorry, i-i-it just turns out that all my jobs on my list are in this room
I-I-I, I’ll tell you what, I’ll try and do it quietly
Stop, stop. (It’s a— you—) Stop. Stop it!
You’re, you’re not even doing it more quietly. It’s just a little bit slower
It’s kinda, it’s worse
I want you to go, okay? Please go
Kacey, do you want me to go?
Yeah, I think, I think you should leave
See you later, Kacey
Bye
Alright, wonderful
Um, do you have time for just one more?
Should we do it?
Yeah. (Okay)
Is that cool?
I would love to
Alright, here we go
Yeah, okay
Okay
Here we go

[Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm—

[Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves]
You know what? I think it’s quite enough for this song. We’ve done it, right?
Forget it, yeah
Great song
Thanks
Sir?