Not “Kidding” Around

My fists are killing me
I’ve been using them too long on the arms of this seat
My fists are killing me
I’ve been using them too long on the arms of this seat

Snip snip snapping our credit card in twos and threes
Like a Christmas wreath
The balance can't be helped
Keeping it in the freezer for the house

I hate my life I hate my iPod
I hate my life I hate my iPod

[Chorus]
I was likening the experience of listening to Kid A
To some dude, I am in need of some strange ass similes
Describing the experience of listening to Kid A
And they're not responding to my puzzled inquiries

(Uhh oh my god)

I opened up the birthday card and out fell a birth control pill
I opened up the birthday card and out fell a birth control pill

My wrist hurts so much
Draw another comic that no one will ever touch
My wrist hurts so much
I'll draw another comic that no one will ever touch

[Chorus]
I was likening the experience of listening to Kid A
To some dude, I am in need of some strange ass similes
Describing the experience of listening to Kid A
And they're not responding to my puzzled inquiries

You solve mysteries
Training my eyes to light the spotlight like it ain't bright
Histories unmissed miseries
Resting my eyes that don't ignite cause it ain't right

Oh my god I can't take this anymore

Did you hear me say that? Did you? Did you?
Did you hear me say that? Did you?
Did you hear me say that? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you?
Did did did you hear me say that? Did you? Did you?

[Chorus]
I was likening the experience of listening to Kid A
To some dude, I am in need of some strange ass similes
Describing the experience of listening to Kid A
And they’re not responding to my puzzled inquiries
I was likening the experience of listening to Kid A
To some dude, I am in need of some strange ass similes
Describing the experience of listening to Kid A
And they're not responding to my puzzled inquiries

Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands and break hands and make cash and
Shake hands and wash hands