Not Invited

Tonight, I suggest wearing your best dress
And when we show up they're gonna be so jealous
Tonight, I'm think I'm gonna make a scene of your scene
Because I'm full of apologies
And everybody at the party will still be up dancing
And you're gonna hate me

If things get any worse
I would consider making all new best friends
If this seems better
Then girl, I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress

So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited

See I've got this plan to make the girls dance
And a pretty good idea how to make them drop their...
Tonight, I think I'm falling asleep in the backseat
At the party, well, that's only me
I'm dialing every single number I swear I would never dial
And you can't stop me

And if things get any worse
I would consider making all new best friends
Start a new band in a new land
Where the kids know how to dance

So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited

We've been drinking since we started
But I can't remember when
And god replays the memories
That we just can't forget
You're in love with loving
We're not right in our heads
We have girlfriends in cities
That we have never been
Til we come back again.. Okay

So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited

We've been drinking since we started
But I can't remember when
And god replays the memories
That we just can't forget
You're in love with loving
You're not right in our heads
We have girlfriends in cities
That we have never been