Not Good At Life

[Verse 1]
Started going to the gym
I lasted a whole three days
My trainer told me no weed breaks
And don't eat cakes
They escorted me off the premises
And tore up my membership
'cos they caught me putting pills
In my protein shake
Fuck it I don't need weights
There's nothing you can do to harm me
You and who's army?
I used to do karate
Did it for a year
Got to yellow belt
Then a girl kicked me in the ear
The bitch finished my career
In a heartbeat
Wish I stuck to something as a teenager
Used to find a new hobby and give it up a week later
If I was good with computers I'd be a beatmaker
But I type with one finger and don't know how to change my screensaver
Too scared of gettin' hurt to be a street skater
Fuck a half pipe I'm not tryna get killed
I need something that requires less skill
Like maybe rollerblading
On a treadmill

[Hook]
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
If you want dedication then you've got the wrong guy
Always starting something new but never finish it
Starting to think I'm not good at life
Should have stuck at it
I need enough practice
To be good at it
Or at least above average
Do everything badly and nothing well
Pick it up, put it down, try something else

I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
Always starting something new but never finish it

[Verse 2]
Let it be said
I'm worse than useless
I'm better off dead
As a kid I had a metal detector
And a chemistry set
Nevertheless I still haven't
Found gold or learned how to make amphetamines yet
Some of my friends do graffiti
But I don't have a tag to write
I still tag along though
'cos I just like to vandalise
While they're writing on the wall
I'll be right around the corner
Smashing windows
And popping tires with a Stanley knife
Need to have some targets and get a plan
Finding it hard to be a better man
Could have been an artist with a steady hand
Guitarist in a metal band
Or marching with an army on desert sand
Could have been a pilot hopping on a plane
Or working for NASA flying rockets into space
Could have been rich instead of watching all my change
Could have been a model if it wasn't for my face

[Hook]
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
If you want dedication then you've got the wrong guy
Always starting something new but never finish it
Starting to think I'm not good at life
Should have stuck at it
I need enough practice
To be good at it
Or at least above average
Do everything badly and nothing well
Pick it up, put it down, try something else

I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
Always starting something new but never finish it

[Verse 3]
Tried to make a porn movie with a seventy-year-old woman
Who had dementia and prosthetic knees
The director told her to masturbate in the ending scene
'cos I prematurely ejaculated and fell asleep
Kind of embarrassing considering the circumstances
I think I'm shit at life but at least I'm working at it
Ahhh, fuck it you can't be good at everything
I'll just stick being the best rapper that ever lived

[Hook]
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
If you want dedication then you've got the wrong guy
Always starting something new but never finish it
Starting to think I'm not good at life
Should have stuck at it
I need enough practice
To be good at it
Or at least above average
Do everything badly and nothing well
Pick it up, put it down, try something else

I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
I ain't into it
I ain't really interested
I ain't into it
I ain't- I ain't into it
Always starting something new but never finish it