Not Bad For a Broad

[Verse 1]
Well, I was minding my own business
Singing songs in some old bar
Yeah, it was one of those gigs
You don't talk about much
But all of a sudden there you are
I was doing my best
Taking requests
Trying to keep the clientele from fighting
When a man sitting down in a front row seat
Turned around to look at me
And he got excited
I can hear him say, hey!

[Chorus]
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad
Well she picks guitar
Like no chick I ever saw
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad
Of course she'd be much better
If she were a guy
But oh, my, my
Not bad for a broad

[Verse 2]
Well I, I couldn't believe it
I just couldn't believe it
I mean was I wrong, who could tell?
Maybe he was talking 'bout some TV show
Dolly Parton, Babs Mandrell
(A couple of gals in their own rights)
So I acted subtle
Leaning over towards the table
Trying to hear what this was all about
But I could have stayed put
I would have heard just as good
Even though the guy had his foot in his mouth
I heard him distinctly

[Chorus]
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad

[Verse 3]
Now I could have been nice
Sugar and spice
Shirley Temple, heaven only knows
Yeah, I could have jumped up
And done a little dance
Clicked my heels and tapped my toes
(Why, thank you)
But instead I made a fist
And I wound it up
I hit that guy smack dab on the head
Well he was feeling no pain
And when the doctor came
I walked away
And this is what I said

[Chorus]
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad
Yeah, you get me mad
And I'm bound to do a good job
Not bad for a broad
Not bad for a broad
Of course I would have hit you much harder
If I were a guy
But oh, my, my
Not bad for a broad
Look out!