Nosey Joe

There's a man in town
All the women know
He goes by the name of Nosey Joe
Don't care if they're married
He takes his pick
Long as they're women
He's ready to stick

His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business
That's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know

Well, he ain't good lookin'
And he ain't big and strong
That guy's got a nose that's four foot long
I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive
If you get too close this man will drive

His big nose in your business
His big nose in your business
That's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know

[Instrumental Break]

I saw him just the other day
Tried to steal my gal away
He offered her money
He offered her love
She said, "Thank you sir
But please don't shove"

Your big nose in my business
Your big nose in my business
That's Nosey Joe
He's the nosiest guy I know

[Instrumental Break]

Old Nosey finally lost his life
Messin' with my buddy's wife
My buddy he caught him with his chick
Chopped off his nose
Now he can't stick

His big nose in my business
Big nose in your business
That's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know

Dig that nose