Nosepass vs Toucan Sam - Pokémon vs Anything

[Verse 1: Toucan Sam (Matt Raichous)]
Follow your nose! Past the man made of stone
We all know that Nosepass can't handle these flows
Abandon your Post, switch to Kelloggs instead!
This battle won't be close even if you're ahead!
It's Toucan Sam, I'm the bird on the box!
A formidable foe? You are certainly not!
You're a running joke of a running nose
A tired trope plucked form the compass rose!

[Verse 2: Nosepass (Danii)]
Dumb dumb, you come with the hum drum
Someone caused quite the conundrum
A ruse of food that spoofs the word "fruit"
Eluding lawsuits by jumping through hoops
Put you in the ground til you Roost with the ouch!
Like the roof of your mouth when the Loops are around
Come come, spit it out like bubblegum
No need of Fruit trees with budget Cuts

[Verse 3: Toucan Sam (Matt Raichous)]
Wanna talk cuts? Well, two can play that game!
You're crushed to dust in battles with Metang (Yeesh!)
Crushed to dust like the loops in my snack bags
But unlike you, they actually have taste
I've seen your stats and still you offensive
Only damage your chances of being cemented
Older 'mon have a history that's not attractive
But being from Gen 3, you get No passes!

[Verse 4: Nosepass (Danii)]
Kellogg's ways corporate and lazy
Send off designs, corny and flaky
Endangered of course, toucan is cagey
I'll set you free after I break beak

[Verse 1: Toucan Sam (Matt Raichous)]
Break beak? Nah, I'll leave this stone thundered
The Dex says you can't even break three hundred!
For once you are noticed, savour this moment
This nose is not picked unless it shines golden!

[Verse 5: Nosepass (Danii)]
They follow my nose, I give them direction
They follow your nose, then go to the dentist
So, no! Bird be silent, even my defense stats's
Lower than your prices, I only fill cavities inside of my caves
Minimum wage factories make maximum waste!
You aren't yum yum, but on the bright side
You are dumb dumb, bye bye!