Normal

Dad's in the kitchen and Mom's in New York
His wife's on the West Coast
And his girlfriend's name is John
Yeah, more than a little bit maladjusted
Dad says that I should try to love myself
Everything's normal
Everything's fine
Everything's normal
Everything's just the way it should be

I'm normal 'cause I'm all screwed up
But normal isn't normal as normal was
I'm more than a little bit maladjusted
I'm sorry don't bug me 'cause I'm dealing with my problems
Just dealing with my problems

I'm trying to figure it out, I'm trying to choose
Don't want to end up like a doorknob
Dead from weapons, drugs, and booze
So the future's a black hole, still I'm jumping in
So don't call me a loser, 'Cause there's nothing left to win
Everything's normal
Everything's fine
Everything's normal
Everything's fine
Everything's normal
Everything's just the way it should be

I'm normal 'cause I'm all screwed up
But normal isn't normal as normal was
I'm more than a little bit maladjusted
I'm sorry don't bug me 'cause I'm dealing with my problems
Just dealing with my problems

I'm changing the channels, sick of watching the news
A kid just blew himself up trying to prove
Something his god wouldn't backup
A persecution crackpot
Has everyone been abused
No wonder I'm so confused

Nobody was shocked when Billy did the cop
They just shoved him in the backseat
And then they drove away
Everything's normal
Everything's fine
Everything's normal
Everything's fine
Everything's normal
Everything's just the way it should be
Just the way it should be

I'm normal 'cause I'm all screwed up
But normal isn't normal as normal was
I'm more than a little bit maladjusted
I'm sorry don't bug me 'cause I'm dealing with my problems

I'm normal 'cause I'm all screwed up
But normal isn't normal as normal was
And yes my attitude needs adjustment
I'm sorry don't bug me 'cause I'm dealing with my problems
Just dealing with my problems
Just dealing with my problems