Nolan Roast

[Verse 1]
On my way to class normal day at school
I see Nolan planning the weekend bool
Asks me to cover he thinks I'm a fool
Tell him to go back to ROBLOX High School
He in the chat asking about club red
He tells some block girl to get on the bed
Then you see David outside of the door
He is asking Jon if he can record
Roasting Jon Nolan goes well with this beat
Just like him and M.Brooks in the backseat
He tries to hide calls his new self "coolpuk"
We all know the dark knight is his true love
Needs his golf skills to get into college
Shutting him down like my name Ben Wallace
My rhymes and my flow are just too flawless
Killing him so hard call me most lawless
Sometimes he will go golf wearing skechers
Took psych test not Julius Peppers
Class is in session I'm the professor
Stop asking questions end of semester
Keep talking about the muffler delete
Goes over to Jared's puff puff repeat
Goes into tutoring with Morgan Fell
Check my maneuvering with what I spell
Have that hair highlight looking like Adele
Theta starts gang fights but you wouldn't tell
Act like you play but you just warm the bench
Theta is for gays forgot to mention
See you after that 10-day suspension
Hitting the fairway with Coach John Thompson

[Interlude]
"Um... I've never used my voicemail... And um... I'm not really gonna start now... So yo...you don't have to leave a message... It-it won't be heard"

[Verse 2]
"Don't leave a message it...it won't be heard"
7th in the state? You're barely third worst
So bad at saxophone your ears just burst
I hope you hear this cause this diss is first
Every year he wins rookie of the year
Shoots a 56 end of your career
Not even good enough to make the team
Fucked up how you much you scheme from other friends
Can't read sheet music but 7th in state
Amusing but confusing wait you're late
I'm just cruising but you must be frustrated
You're bad at hooping you just got traded
Chasing after freshman Hope and Luna
Got fired from Qdoba no more moolah
"Uhh you were supposed to come in today"
Blown up and exposed harder than d-day
Pulls up at the bridge mid range miss the J
Before I start the spray five bucks you pay
Trapped in the back of doba making chips
Chetty and you take shrooms that's a fake trip
Next time think long before fucking with me
Now you know I'm the most skilled lyrically
So you just got killed empirically
Next time Jon fucks up he'll be history
He never pays to bool still owes me five bucks
Hope theta hears this I give zero fucks
Thought I was done but I just keep writing
Jon keeps struggling but he's done fighting
Jon is the Mr.Rogers of ROBLOX
He likes his girls with knockers and botox
And he knows that that's real easy for them
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Jon has been roasted now it is over
Once it is posted get a new motor