Noggin Users

[Wordburglar]
Full disclosure, I'm a noggin user
It's my favorite way to make a problem smoother
Grey matter addict since a toddler as a soother
It could help you draw maneuvers and attract hotter suiters
It's true sir, whether cobbler, or cougar
Enjoy jogging, walking dogs, or got a job at Hooters
It'll help you on a yacht, or on a scooter
Riding a toboggan, or just being a commuter
What's in common with a skilled hockey shooter
Kenny Loggins, or a Milwaukee Brewer?
That thing in your head and no it's not a tumor
But it can be more deadly than a Glock or a Luger
It's the original thought computer
And if you got a noggin, then you are not a loser
I guarantee that you've got a future;
Plus it helped me save cash when I bought a juicer
So if you spending time in your medulla; this
Is for the encephalon enthusiast
Noggin users, you're all welcome here
And if you rode a bike, hope you wore a helmet here

[Hook]

[MC Frontalot]
First you’re talking, then you’re stopping on distinct beats
Not a problem when you’re rocking with your think-meats
Promising leads: every notion that you nurture
If it points in a direction that you haven’t got the words for
Take a moment, contemplate it
Itch the noggin, don’t get addlepated
When the idea’s disambiguated, then you calibrate it
In your cranium is where it’s situated
Did you know that you’re using it now?
If it’s hooked up to your central nervous system, get down
Connected to the ear hole? You’re processing sound
Or just having an idea that you’re tossing around
You can think of anything: a dog in a kitty costume
What to do when you’re in Prague or the city of Boston
How to prove there’s a little itty bitty boson
If you use your noggin, it’s pretty awesome