Nobody’s Rappin Like This

Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo) - “Nobody’s Rappin Like This”
[Emcee(s): Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo)]
[Producer(s): Looie II]
[Scratches: Looie II]

[Intro: Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo)]
Yo. Y’all know who it is. I ain’t gotta tell y’all niggas. Word. Yo. And, oh yeah, this ain’t, this ain’t underground, niggas. Nah, nah, man, you gotta, you gotta put this shit in a whole different category, man. You gotta put Agu in a whole different category from them niggas. Check it out. I’ma show you

[Verse 1: Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo)]
Can’t
None of y’all ride on Agu. Bandwagons and dicks
The only riding y’all do. I got the magic stick
I will slide in your boo. My magnum kicks and puts
Grains of leads inside of you, brain and head divide in two
A funeral and hospital bed they’ll provide for you
You weak chumps are fakers. I tote steel
Leave you with more lumps than Quaker oatmeal
Y’all purple and yellow, but ain’t Lakers, do windmills
And backspins, but ain’t breakers. I Rock Steady
With a Heckler & Koch, I’m deadly. Y’all
Cannot dead me—I’m not ready. It’s a gunshot medley
Like bitches, I like my guns hot and heavy. In
My hand, it stops pulse rates. Bucking niggas, it pulsates
On pussy-fucking niggas, usually the result’s hate
When I pull a trigger, bust straight into a nigga, frus-
-trating to a nigga like he up in ass until he splash
I beat up and slash, take your reup and stash. You
Weak fucks be trash, same old weak stuff rehashed. Don’t need
A hit song—a fifth long’ll heat up this bash
Ditch the chrome, pick my feet up and dash
‘Til I get home, kick my feet up and crash
Watch about it on a News 3 Flash
Find a bitch for the grass, make mami mash. Fuck with
Agu, y’all gon’ “Hurt” yourself like Johnny Cash

[Hook: Samples with Scratches by Looie II]
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“But you don’t want it” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”

[Verse 2: Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo)]
I know
Niggas from out in BK never left their block, let alone
Been out of BK. Weapons cocked, quick
To let the chrome heat spray. Hear them shots
Run a race like a relay—no instant replay
The spot you get shot be the place you rot and decay
Either you slang rock, rap, or got a sweet J
Like the late great B.I.G. say, “It come to yay”
I cut and create more scratch than a DJ
Empty pockets make me hungrier. Fuck bullets—empty rockets
You implode like the Space Shuttle Columbia
The shit I ain’t had made my brain insane and mad
Training my sons to use guns like I’m Kane’s dad
‘Cause where I’m from, niggas young as them African kids
In Zaire gun-blast and train for warfare
Come through with clappers, smoke you in a barber’s chair
And all you rappers in the same boat, you harbor fear
You don’t want no problems here, I ain’t a sucker. Homicide
Of waters, I draw guns and paint motherfuckers, reacquaint
Motherfuckers with Jehovah, leave ‘em in white sheets
Like Toga, and twist their bitches like tantric yoga. The
Semantics is over. With the antics of a cobra, take
The Grants, chicks, and globe, grams, bricks—man, it’s over
I damage a challenger. You’re just a .25
Against a .45, man, you just ain’t my caliber

[Hook: Samples with Scratches by Looie II]
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“What, kid? You talk a good one” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”
“Nobody rapping like this” - Sample from Mr. Voodoo on Natural Elements - “Live It Up”
“But you don’t want it” - Sample from Prodigy on Mobb Deep - “Shook Ones Pt. II”

[Outro: Agu (AKA Mr. Voodoo)]
Yeah, niggas. Word up, man. I ain’t come to make friends. We ain’t friends. I ain’t come to make friends. I came to make ends, you nah’mean? You see me at the show, give me my props or whatever, and let me go on about my business—that’s it, man. Word. I ain’t here to make friends. This is war, niggas. War. I’m out to crush everybody. Fuck that. Let’s do this