No Vampires Remain In Romania (Dracula Spectacular)

No vampires remain in Romania

I am not your Dracula spectacular
This is not your weekend in Vegas
This is not your selfie obscura
I am not your tour guide of Paris

This is not West Hollywood on Thursday
I am not your objet d'art
I am not your sepia heyday
This is not the moment we part

[Chorus]
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don't walk alone in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania

No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don't walk alone in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania

Romania (ia)
Romania (ia)
Romania (ia)
Romania (ia)
Romania (ia)
Ia, ia, ia, ia, ia

I am not your pop starlet savior
This is not your reference du jour
This is not your sanctioned behavior
I am not the disease or the cure

[Chorus]
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don’t sing this song in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania

No vampires remain in Romania (Romania! Romania!)
No vampires remain in Romania (Romania! No vampires!)
No vampires remain in Romania (Romania! Romania-a!)
No vampires remain in Romania (Romania-a! No vampires!)
(Romania-a!)

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No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania