No Sucka MCs Contest

[Intro]
Kato!
I ain't done this in a while man
Let's go
Shyea!

[Verse]
Uh, I was at the crib alone scrambling through comments
And within the process, ran into this contest
Like "Pretty dope"
I ain't done this shit in a minute, bro
And I ain't doing anymore fucking microphone videos
I'll switch your hopes
Everybody giving out a mixtape so?
I don't really ever want to listen though
I'll be treating it like a discus, bro
I hit the goal, the trash compactor
When they be telling my homies to listen to it I say we can't do it
Without a bucket in case we pee ourselves out of laughter
When you record it's a brutal listen
Sounding similar to any new born with a booster missing
In a new Porsche going through the limit
With two doors going to the ceiling
With a huge horn that blew your hearing
What you've worn is true religion
And new Jordan's and Gucci fitteds
But a uniform that's truly fitting
Is a unicorn with a fruit addiction
You're too corny like a superstition
You new dorks not cool with writtens
You're lukewarm like a pool with children
I do snores when you are spitting
When you perform, I'm too bored like crucifixion
Fiction or fact?
I'm fixing to fix some friction and flick it to feminine fibbers 'til they're fidgeting back
And while I'm configuring that
I fit the friskyous filth in a track
And leave it on top of your door step like, shit, that's on fire
The rap messiah, the pathologi-(Cal!) rapping liar (Dope!)
I'm that supplier
Listen I don't even sweat when I pass a fire
Pacifier you suck on while you crap your diapers, you little baby (Ha-ha-ha)
And I hate these artist's groupies
'Cause I ain't got any man I'm too strange, bizarre and goofy
They're like "The way he swears so hard confuse me
Less than a month ago he wasn't even allowed in rated R movies"
Well I am now, damn right
Everybody get out of my damn sight
'Cause the second I'm witnessing anybody I don't really wanna battle but I wanna see a damn fight, damn right
Until the XXL cover will set it up
I'm a junior now, I'll fuck a freshman up
(Yup), I (Bust)
You bite my lyrics you bite the (Dust)
I got this game in my (Clutch)
The alphabet is my (Crutch)
That's why sick is spelled with a "I" and suck is spelt with a "U"
'Cause I am sick and you suck, I'm better than you
Kato!
And I ain't done this in a minute
I've been staying quiet to surprise them when I finish
But word 'round the town is they heard 'bout me now
So I turn back around and they bit it, oh no they didn't
I'm illusive, I'ma lose it
Since fourteen I been a nuisance, I've been tying the noose since
New sense to the industry luckily
And no sucka MC's gon' be fucking with me, god dammit no