NO SPOILERS.

[Verse 1]
Wake up, it’s twelve o’ clock
I’m ready for the start of the apocalypse, you know
I think I really do need this cup of coffee
(And nobody’s gonna stop me)

[Verse 2]
We wanna wonder what the world is up to
Turn on the news and it’s obvious to me
They think we’re all gonna die
‘Cuz…

[Chorus]
Everybody said the world was ending
So I played this song and turned the volume up
Everybody said the world was ending
(Shut up!)
I don’t want no spoilers

Everybody said the world was ending
So I played this song and turned the volume up
Everybody said the world was ending
(Shut up!)
I don’t want no spoilers

[MONOLOGUE]
(This just in, CAGEBURNER. is killing everybody!)

[Verse 3]
Everyday a new trial
Nature homicidal
Humankind raging
Waves like a tidal
No I don’t think I’ma give in
(It appears to be some sort of airborne weapon!)
I think I’ma stay inside until the pain ends
I think I’ma break my ties, so stay safe friends
Everybody’s dangerous
Safe in isolation
Look, listen
Safety comes from being caged in
For now, and maybe forever, my door’s locked up
And if you come for help, well, you chose your clock
I chose mine
I’m gonna live forever
If the world is ending, I’ma be here after ‘cuz…

[Chorus]
Everybody said the world was ending
So I played this song and turned the volume up
Everybody said the world was ending
(Shut up!)
I don’t want no spoilers

Everybody said the world was ending
So I played this song and turned the volume up
Everybody said the world was ending
(Shut up!)
I don’t want no spoilers

[Outro]
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I won’t die today, no I won’t
I don’t want no spoilers