No Romance, No Weekend, No Love

I can't get no romance
Can't get no suntan
Can't get no weekend
Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love

Cigarettes and a glass of wine
Just sittin' back wasting time
And lookin' for some lovin'
My girlfriend had to have it fixed
I used to love her, but she gets her kicks
With her head in the oven

Do you wanna take a walk with me?
Do you wanna have a talk with me?
Do you want me? Do you care?
Haven't I seen your face somewhere?

Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love
Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love, no love

I don't care what your doctors say
I usually get my way
Can't you tell I'm a new boy
You're the kind that's gonna make me shake
But I can't tell if it's a piece of cake
Or just another decoy

Tell me, are your headlights real?
Do you mind if I have a feel?
Did you hear me? What I said?
If I step on your pedal, do you really rev?

Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love
Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love, no love

I can't get no romance
Can't get no suntan
Can't get no weekend
Oh, I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no

I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no
I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no
I can't get no romance
Can't get no weekend
Can't get no love, no love, no love, no love