No Place Like Home (Remix)

[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]
No speaking in tongues
We reach for the ones that's having fun
I leap for the sun
No room for the beast to trip
We come together as none
I get praised in the East but the West as one
And the trunks stay hung on the puncture they done
I'mma leave with a jar full of OG kush
Misperceive who I be but I'mma smoke this bud
You can say "he's bizarre" talking out of your tush
Ultimately I'm a star with a much bigger push
Underrated be passing a piece living the pipe dream
Sedated and highly educated, my whole team
1-Ton enters the bus through a smoke filled screen
I sprinkle the hash
I smash for the cash and the cream
My steam is vaporized giving me stapled eyes
Ready for pancakes, maple with bacon up on the side
I protect my stomach so I'm staying alive
Hit the beach with a Mai Tai drinking for five
It's only noon (dude it's hella early)
It's only noon and motherfuckers know I'm a raccoon
Too soon?
(Well we even got shrooms)
Every lady at the party's looking Gouda than Hooter chicks
Hooted and booted like we're moving it quick then we ruin it
Pursue it we do, my whole crew stay true
Kung Fu
Dressed in black, on vacation my behavior is lewd
Girls only, I'm sorry dude
I'm in a Fuck-fu
Jacker and Bacardi mood

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows a pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let's hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like home in northern Cali
My whole county got the world high

[Verse 2: 1-Ton]
Mary Jane is my main bitch as she worldwide
Alaska thunderfuck and some chocolate top
I got some Himalayan Gold and Hawaiian Haze
Tropical is how I smoke till my dying days
Party like it's Vegas and I'm turning twenty-one
A blunt before breakfast, eating burn another one
After noon I start drinking Crown Royal on the rocks
At night I switch it up and take Crown Royal shots
You think ya smoke big, but I bet we get higher
On another all-nighter, me and Kung Fu Vampire
Northern California is the home residence
I don't vote, I grow dope for old presidents
An MC on the mic
I live the weed life
I'm connected everywhere like a bees life
The rap gods don' granted all my wishes
Everybody drink up, it's a celebration bitches

[Verse 3: Kung Fu Vampire]
Yo Potluck
What's up brother, we stocked up
In the hot-tub, down at the beach and we chopped it up
With these chicks popping up out of nowhere
I bet that she blows brass
Said she had no grass
A bottomless Pino glass
Would balance really well on that ass
I kinda just know that
Ripe to get pounded with a monster mash
Is my residential sweet ready for us to crash?
I'll grab this woman by her ankle, I'm ready to dash

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows a pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let's hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like home in northern Cali
My whole county got the world high

[Verse 4: Potluck]
Out on a island chilling in the breeze
Got a fine girl beside me and we puffing on the trees
Ain't nobody around
So she got on her knees
This is the life that I love, this is all that I need
When it's shady, it's eighty-five degrees, I'm doing what I please
It's me and the weed making up the best dream team
Indeed I told ya
So yeah we got the doja
I'm about to pack my whole suitcase full and then I wanna go to

[Verse 5: Kung Fu Vampire]
Kyoto, Japan eating sushi off a dead bitch
I am a man serving up a big breakfast
Tai Chi with the extra pearl necklace
Battle of the sexes
Samurai impress
It's a vacation exorcist, Exodus testament
Sex is the trick and breath to get next to this effortless
Where we reign
Hallucinate, taste the kitty on my brain
This shit's amazing, but it's making me insane

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows a pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let's hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like home in northern Cali
My whole county got the world high
And now me