No Party

DJ Hallyboo:
Crime...
How'd you not see the signs?
Now it's party time...

Boyfriend:
Locked behind digital bars
This situation's bizarre...
I don't know who you are
But this shtick- (Hallyboo: HA HA HA HA!)
Ain't gonna go far...

DJ Hallyboo:
Say, "hey-hey," to the one-
Who-
Thought-
That-
They-
Were above the saying, "Crime just doesn't pay!"
Won't be playin' minigames
When you're locked away
DJ keeps spinnin'
As ya keep sinnin'!

Boyfriend:
How am I gonna pay for something-
Not on your store? (Hallyboo: Know it's my way,)
Delisting games-
I'd honestly expected more, (Or the highway!)
Industry giants like yourself-
Don't need the cash, (You won't get far!)
Offa games you can't even be-
Bothered to even let last! (Against this star!)

DJ Hallyboo:
Entertainment quickly turned to entrainment
Carve a few-
Chips off our-
Player of the day!
Stay and play-
Or dread the way-
They'll drag you up and down on this Cherry-Go-Round!

Boyfriend:
You don't listen to what I've gotta say
Game's off the market-
Can't even pay!
If I could
I swear I would-
Don't kid yourself
Your game has been shelved!

DJ Hallyboo:
Here at the carnival!
You be best prepared to-
Lose it all!
Your curtain will fall! (Boyfriend: Here in this-)

Boyfriend:
World of yours
Behind those-
Corrupted closed doors
Your logic just doesn't flow!

DJ Hallyboo:
Don'tcha see?
None play for free...
This show requires a small fee
There have been many trying to slip right past me
Those who dodge the toll are bound to fall to their greed...

Boyfriend:
If it's a sorry you want
Then I realize my mistake, but I-
Can't just take the blame for "stealing the game,"
When the product isn't under your name!

DJ Hallyboo:
You played the roulette!
No I'm not through yet!
I'll make you repent!
Piracy's no party!

Boyfriend:
Just cut the act man
Stealing wasn't my plan
Why can't you just-
Get that through your head?

DJ Hallyboo:
You shouldn't have done the crime-
If you can't do the time!

Boyfriend:
Can't get through to you-
When you're blinded by the truth and- (Hallyboo: NOW I'M-)

DJ Hallyboo & (Boyfriend):
EXPECTING AN APOLOGY!
(Expecting an apology!)

Boyfriend:
Stop!
Why keep this up?
It's not a big deal that I chose to "steal,"
But I truly am apologetic
For what I've done
So can't you and I just move on?

DJ Hallyboo & (Boyfriend):
PITIFUL!
(Pitiful?)

Leaves me asking:
(You're still asking:)

IS THAT ALL?
(Is that all?)

They're all watching-
(What can I do-)

WALL TO WALL
(To save face?)

Now you're grasping
(Barely grasping)

PIRACY IS NO PARTY!
(I JUST WANT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN PLACE!)

Tig Bop:
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
DO MY EYES DARE DECIEVE ME?

DJ Hallyboo:
JUST ANOTHER SCURVY DOG-
WHO'S COWERING FOR THEIR THEIVERY!
SHOULDA DONE WHAT'S RIGHT
SEEN THE LAWFUL LIGHT
BUT NOW YOU'LL VANISH OUT OF SIGHT!

Tig Bop:
ROLLED THE DICE
AND NOW YOU'LL PAY THE PRICE
YOU'RE STEPPING ON THIN ICE
IT'S ALL A FAIR PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR VICE!
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS-

DJ Hallyboo:
CONFESS YOUR SINS!
It's been fun
But now we-
Must-
Bid-
Farewell!
To the scallawag who's-
Destined for this hell!
On your way to Pirate's Bay where others like you dwell-
Don't try to come back!
Criminals know that!

Boyfriend:
Just admit your accusations folly
(Hallyboo: Mister DJ-)

And for the record:
Your fit is tacky!
(Likes his fair play!)

Got nothing more to say to you-
When there is- (Say goodbye sir!)
Nothing you can do-
You're just a boring loser! (You sore loser!)

DJ Hallyboo & (Boyfriend):
Cops are on their way!
I'll be on my way!

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