No One Will Ever Know I Lied (But Me)

[Verse 1]
She sent a card wishing me a happy birthday
Then later on she sent the cutest Valentine
Then today an invitation to her wedding
And tonight I'll telephone her one last time

[Verse 2]
I'll say I see that mean old love bug finally bit you
I'll say I guess you're as happy as can be
And then I'll say goodbye like nothing ever happened
And no one will ever know I lied but me

[Verse 3]
I sent her roses once beforе when someone hurt hеr
And then I let her use my shoulder once or twice
While she cried and asked me how to make him love her
It's too bad for me I give such good advice

[Verse 4]
I think I'll call up some old flame and say I miss her
'Cause that's exactly what somebody did to me
And then I'll just suggest that we can start all over
And no one will ever know I've lied but me

[Outro]
And no one will ever know I've lied but me