No One Suspects Mr Cheese

[Verse 1: Mr. Cheese]
I've got tasks to do
With my old friend
I'm here in HQ
With the Gentleman
And Mr. Cheese
We're at it again
Like a pod with two peas
With data to send

[Refrain: Mr. Cheese]
Oooh-oooh
When I'm in the crew
I don't want to lose
So I'll do the best that I can do

[Chorus: Mr. Cheese, Choir, Both]
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
I float like butter and I sting
Like killer bees
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
When I'm the impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees

[Verse 2: Mr. Cheese, Pink, White]
But wait, I'm a killer impostor
I'm the grate-est there is
And I go great with pasta
You think you're good, I can do one better
You'll nеver be the bеst, 'cause you ain't no cheddar
Forget it, you're like mozzarella, only wetter
I'm the greatest impostor, I'm the OG Feta
Emergency meeting, everybody like, "Where?"
"Where you been, Mr. Cheese?"
"You sneaky camembert"
In the cafeteria, getting served with wine
I was buying the bevy the entire time
Skip the vote, get back to work, you slackers
Before I slice you up, put you on some crackers

[Chorus: Mr. Cheese, Choir, Both]
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
I float like butter and I sting
Like killer bees
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
When I'm the impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees

[Verse 3: Mr. Cheese]
I'm gonna go to the launch pad
And run diagnostics
And head to the hallway
There's wiring to fix
I'm gonna do the best that I can
Complete the list
I'm making a plan
And it goes like this

[Refrain: Mr. Cheese]
Say oooh-oooh
When I'm in the crew
I don't want to lose
So I'll do the best that I can do (I'm Mr. Cheese)

[Verse 4: Mr. Cheese, Purple, Blue]
I've got cheese appeal
I ain't no happy meal
I'm the realest of real, I'm breaking necks to kill
"Oh jeez! He's gonna take my life!"
"What's that behind your back, is that a cheese knife?"
You think you know fear, but I'll give you a slice
They used to put me in a trap, I was bait for mice
I'm wearin' Player's skin and I'm taking first place
After I cut him up like Leatherface!
I'm the best around when I'm putting it down
This cheese on my head, it's my cheddar crown
We're not the same
Only of us got this big-big-big-big-brain

[Chorus: Mr. Cheese, Choir, Both]
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
I float like butter and I sting
Like killer bees
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
When I'm the impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
I float like butter and I sting
Like killer bees
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
When I'm the impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees