No More Heroes is an action hack and slash game. This title contains excessive blood, violence, and gore, including disturbing elements such as decapitation and dismemberment. There is an offscreen reference to a high school student killing her fellow students. This game also contains strong sexual...
[TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN]
I know a lot of gamers out there don't have much patience
Least that's what Bishop, the dude at the video store said
So I'm at the register, then I realize I got no money
I was seriously broke
Why? Cuz I met this smokin' hot chick last night at the Death-Match bar
Man, she smelled good!
So being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink
Anyhoo, I decide to get a job
The gig: assassinate the Drifter
So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up
And there he was. This cat
Well dressed, cool
ouldn't tell if he was "the shit"...or just plain ol' shit
Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive and packin' heat. Bada Bing!
Or at least it was supposed to be...Til she showed up
Her name: Silvia Christel. An agent with this whatchamacallit Association
[SILVIA CHRISTEL]
Congratulations
You are certified as the 11th-best hit man
How about getting rid of the ten killers above you and aim for the top
[TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN]
I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for you?
It's gonna be a
long
hard
road
But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous
Could totally suck
Whaddaya say, bro? Join me
Let's see how far we can take this
And for you there holding the Wii Remote
right now... Just press the A Button
Let the bloodshed begin.
No More Heroes Opening (Travis Touchdown Monologue) was written by Goichi Suda.
No More Heroes Opening (Travis Touchdown Monologue) was produced by 木村好夫 (Yoshiro Kimura).
Jun-fukuda released No More Heroes Opening (Travis Touchdown Monologue) on Thu Dec 06 2007.