They look for the missing link
There's no missing link
They'll never find the missing link
There's no missing link
We're not something you can figure out with an equation
We are the genetic (mutation)
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Darwin tried explaining it
Darwin did the best he could
Evolution, pretty theory
But how could Darwin know
That aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
How else explain fax machines?
How else explain computer enhancement?
How else explain fiber optics?
How else explain Mozart?
We do not belong here
This planet was a terrarium
Intergalactic broken home
Have to go to outer space
And one day find our daddy
How else explain pay at the pump?
How else explain limited access freeways?
Digital remastering?
Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo?
Michael Jordan?
Religion, astronomy, astrology
That looks to the stars?
We do not belong here
This planet was a terrarium
Seven billion bastards
Screaming for their daddy
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
No Missing Link was written by Dan Bern.
No Missing Link was produced by Ani DiFranco.
Dan Bern released No Missing Link on Tue Mar 31 1998.