No Love In nebraska

[Intro: Lil Radish Shifu]
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Huh huuahuauhua huuaaauaah
Ain't no love in nebraska
Ain't no love in nebraska

[Chorus: Ying Yang Twins]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

[Verse 1: Lil Radish Shifu]
Aaaah uuuaaahhhhoo yuhuh aaah
Ain't no love in nebraska
Aaaaauh nebraska

[Chorus: Ying Yang Twins]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

[Verse 2: DJ FUNGUS & Lil Radish Shifu]
Mario!
I'm Toad!
I'm the best!
I'm Toad!
YAHOOO!
YAAAAHOOOO!
Mario!
Yahoo! Wahar! YAAAAH!
Ain't no love in nebraska!
(That's so crazy, I didn't know Toad could rap like that)

[Chorus: Ying Yang Twins]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

[Interlude: DJ FUNGUS]
Alright!
Toad on the track!
Yeeah!
Yahoo!

(right about now it's time to rock with the biggity buck bumble)

(1 DJ FUNGUS track later)

[Verse 3: DJ FUNGUS]
Yuh
Ain't no love in nebraska
And I don't even mean to ask ya
But where's the love in nebraska?
There ain't nothing in nebraska, it's just corn fields
And nothing's ever revealed
When I eat a banana I keep that shit peeled
There ain't nothing, everything's concealed
To go to court, I need an appeal
Ain't nothing behind the corn fields
Fuck nebraska

[Verse 4: Lil Radish Shifu]
Oh No
Ain't no love in nebraska
Cause nebraska fucking sucks
I tried looking for the love in nebraska
But Ain't no love in nebraska
Cause nebraska is a fucking shitty ass state
And y'all should be ashamed to live there
Y'all should just move somewhere else
Like, better than nebraska
Go to fucking uh- California
Cause California's way fucking better than-
Than- than fucking nebraska
Cause fuck is there even to do in nebraska