No Keepin’ Secrets

[Intro]
Ah-Ahem
Attention kids
This is a song about stranger danger
If you have a creepy next-door neighbor
Break into his house with all your friends

[Verse 1]
Never thought anyone in my neighborhood would harm any kid
Till my friend went missin', now I'm not gonna sit
On my butt, 'cause I'm already caught up in this
And you know I'm gonna get to the bottom of it
No pun intended 'cause I'm headed for the basement
Of my neighbor's house, so now, we'll break-in
And we don't really need to find a hiding place
We're planning to ransack the entire place

Locker, dresser, drawer, and closet
If you find a door, unlock it
He'll be comin' home to quite a mess
Holy shit, I hope this is the right address
Let's tear the place apart, isn't this fun?
Stick together and we'll be getting shit done
'Cause we got him outnumbered, six to one
So if it's kids he wants, we're gonna give him some

[Chorus]
Nah, nah, nah
We know you got a secret
Nah, nah, nah
But you're not gonna keep it
Are you just runnin' for the exercise?
'Cause we can see right through your disguise

[Bridge 1]
I hope that I don't wind up on a "missing child" poster
Better keep my friends close, and my enemies closer

[Verse 2]
I'm ready for anything, I know his story
I'm not afraid of steppin' in his territory
'Cause the neighbor's playin' the same old game
Wait, nobody told me that his face could change? (What?)

Thought it was my buddy but he was a traitor
Ain't trustin' anybody, **** it, see ya later
Meet back here for a rendezvous
When somebody has the key, then I gotta prove
You are who you say you are by punchin' you
"What the hell, dawg, I'm tellin' mom on you!"
Sorry, dude, but I just had to make sure
And I shouldn't hit a girl so I know it ain't her
But is that exactly what he wants me to think?
Then he'll kidnap me and I'll be gone in a blink?
Now I want the truth, bitch when I ask, you answer
Or I'll bash your brains in with this Jack-O-Lantern

[Chorus]
Nah, nah, nah
We know you got a secret
Nah, nah, nah
But you're not gonna keep it
Are you just runnin' for the exercise?
'Cause we can see right through your disguise

[Bridge 2]
There's nothing but junk in my basement
I've been meaning to clean it all out
They believe that I'm evil
I just don't like people
I wish they would just leave my house

These children are villains
Don't want them to stay
Enduring this torment, I've not slept in days
I probably should've said all this at the start
My house is in shambles, they've ripped it apart

[Bridge 3]
I can't defeat them
I can't avoid them
If I can't beat them
Maybe I'll join them
Put on my mask
Snatch you up by your necks
And then I'll just send you home
And forget my goddamn address

[Chorus]
Nah, nah, nah
We know you got a secret
Nah, nah, nah
But you're not gonna keep it
Are you just runnin' for the exercise?
'Cause we can see right through your disguise

Know you got a secret
But you're not gonna keep it
Know you got a secret