No Holly Jolly Christmas

[Verse 1]
Hey kids, this year you get nothing for Christmas
Cause Santa Claus couldn’t keep his social distance
If you were good or bad ain’t really none of my business
And i gotta say I don’t care about your wish list

[Verse 2]
Yes thats a reason to cry
This here ain’t no lullaby
But I’ll take it with a smile
Tell you why

[Verse 3]
It’s like a video game
Everyone’s acting strange
“You are not getting laid cause of the mask on your face”
This is what some people blame
And I don’t wanna claim
That I know everything about this this is causing migraine
Angry people causing chain reactions
The world is in flames
We are never gonna change and that’s a shame

[Chorus]
Hey, this ain’t a Holly Jolly Christmas
Guess that I’m a little cynical but at least I am ambitious
I’m sorry if this sounds a little sacrilegious
But Christmas sweets are great so I’m gonna stick to the tradition

[Post-Chorus]
Santa!
I hope that you didn’t die
Where have you been
I haven’t seen you in a while

[Verse 4]
This year is over so we can finally move on
Christmas trees are all around us is your spirit still strong?
Hope that you wear a mask not a fake Santa beard
Hope that next year will be better to be honest I fear
That Hey!
We have always stayed the same
Haven’t learned from a pandemic sure tomorrow we will change

[Chorus]
Hey, this ain’t a Holly Jolly Christmas
Guess that I’m a little cynical but at least I am ambitious
I’m sorry if this sounds a little sacrilegious
But Christmas sweets are great so I’m gonna stick to the tradition

Hey, this ain’t a Holly Jolly Christmas
Guess that I’m a little cynical but at least I am ambitious
I’m sorry if this sounds a little sacrilegious
But Christmas sweets are great so I’m gonna stick to the tradition

[Outro]
But hey kids!
Even if Santa won’t make it this Christmas
Would it help you if I told you that he never existed?

Keep your loved ones close
Stay away from all others
All I want for Christmas is for everyone to recover